Meth, speed. This is a definition that was based on the sound that is made when a rock is being cut.
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When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.
Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.
by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008
Get the schlumpe mug.The act of gently throwing your skim board out in front of you as you run along the beach, just before jumping on and riding the board away. Its much more subtle than just chucking your board out in front of you, and it must be done correctly otherwise your ride will flop!
If you get the schumi right, the rest of its a piece of cake.
He didn't schumi the board properly and ended up going arse over, what a wanker.
He didn't schumi the board properly and ended up going arse over, what a wanker.
by indoscOOter February 25, 2007
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The art of idle and unfavourable gossip/bad-mouthing centred around either a celebrity or civilian that is of shared interest to a group of people.
The art of idle and unfavourable gossip/bad-mouthing centred around either a celebrity or civilian that is of shared interest to a group of people.
by LH8 October 23, 2007
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Get the scrump mug.A strange mass of varying textures that is found on freshly cut lawn. It is a substance that can only be explained as alien poo.
I just mowed the lawn, put away the mower and when i returned i noticed schrump. I looked around, no culprit could be found. So I knew! Yes, I knew it was schrump.
by Gav Bond June 13, 2008
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