Schploingo

A statement of expression following something remarkably absurd; Can also be used to define such absurd things.

John: My friend just said he had the ability to phase through poles
Dave: Oh, you mean the Schploingo Effect?
John: What..? The fuck?

by notdanjels May 17, 2022

Schploong

(pronounced Shush-plong or Shu-plong)

An enormous hit of Marijuana usually capable of incapacitating a person for up to 7 hours. Related to the verb Schploonging, meaning to be schploonging

Man, I bet Obama took a huge schploong last night after he defeated Romney

by Bourgeoisi3 November 7, 2012

shploingnant

when a man is eating ass and the girl shits all over the mans face

ma nibba whomst all fuck eating ass bitch got shploingnant

by yung pussy bacon 57668 July 26, 2017

shploingus

The sound made when slapping your younger brother on the arm

I like slapping my brother so I can hear his shploingus

by Flofy December 14, 2024

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

Schilting

1) One whose sole purpose is to tease the world with their physique, comedic gold, and plenty of rolfs to rub it in.

I was walking by and I didn't recognize her at first I said "Hi" and she gave me a I look and she said "I don't know you, rofl"
I knew then it was "Schilted"

by HGL January 14, 2004

schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 20, 2010