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Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.
"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
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mrs schmitt

The annoyingest fucking teacher out there. Has a major ass hunchback that’s really noticeable. She tends to give her students sass and a bunch of homework. She is also really fucking ugly
Hey did you see Mrs Schmitt’s hunchback today. Ew the fuck
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He’s a gay kid trying to find his place in the world
Patrick Schmitt is such a kind guy
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The best person in the world. She is the most beautiful girl in the entire world. The most amazing girl ever!
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Zack schmitt

a person with receding hair, fake supreme wallet, and hasn’t shown his PP to any of his friends
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clara schmitz

claka baka schmitz is a maneater who has all the sai kung girlies and men. she is v fashionable but might steal ur clothes if ur amber! she can also be known as baboobabee, clancy, or claki taki. shes really into minecraft too.
Gega: omg did you see that girl wearing that dream hoodie??
Oski: Ya i think that’s a clara schmitz
by sophie devlin November 5, 2022
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