cornish sausage

Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.

This cornish sausage appears to have remnants of peanuts and spinach in it.

by MonkeyHustle December 19, 2005

sausage jockey

Someone who literally likes to ride the sausage of another male.

Oh Yuck, look at that man riding that guys sausage dude.

by Lousy August 29, 2003

sausage connoisseur

A discerning homosexual, with years of experience in the sausage industry.

Elton John is a real sausage connoisseur.

by Buttfucker Prime August 30, 2009

Calabrese Sausage

A term used for when a man with a large penis has a very strong and extra hard erection due to sexual arousal.

The term comes from a Italian spicy sausage known for being one of Italy’s hottest and hardest sausages.

After getting a lap dance from that stripper I had a Calabrese Sausage in my pants.

by tedbr076 February 13, 2009

Sergeant Sausage

Commander of the Pants Patrol; comprising Lieutenant Scrotes & Private's Plum 1st Class, & Plum 2nd Class (there's always one higher than the other).

A man's sex part

"Looks like Sergeant Sausage is ready to assault the Pink Valley!"

"Sorry, can't talk right now, Sgt. Sausage is deep in the enemy bush, ring me back later!"

by The Powers September 27, 2006

smoking the sausage

During anal sex, when the receiver farts on the giver's penis and lights it, resulting in a full-bodied charred flavor.

This dumb bitch was smoking the sausage last night, so I set her hair on fire.

by KJaxe January 13, 2008

sausage party

to be out partying and men outnumber woman...Implies a sausage fest

this fucking place is a sausage party...lets find some chicks

by D.S. March 23, 2003