ring a ding ding

Enthusiastic expression of joy similar to "Hussar!"

*wow its my new porshe! ring a ding ding!*

by xrockmysocksx October 12, 2005

Kobe ring

When a man cheats on his wife or girlfriend and buys her a huge diamond ring to make up for it.

Matt cheated on Jenny but he gave her a Kobe ring so all is well.

by Leonardo J February 29, 2008

Wrangler Skoal Ring

Often times, it's really a Copenhagen ring (smokeless tobacco). It's a round can containing tobacco that, with most men who dip, is kept in the left rear pocket of his Wranglers, Rustlers or Levis jeans. Cowboys and other blue collar types can often be seen with the outline of this can in his rear jeans pocket. With time, it wears a white ring on the pocket, hence... Skoal (or Cope) ring.

Rodeo cowboys, construction workers and oilfield workers can frequently be spotted with this "can outline" in the rear pocket of their jeans. The cardboard or plastic can will eventually wear a "ring" pattern on the jeans. The most frequent brand of jeans worn by a man with a Wrangler Skoal ring... Wranglers, of course!

by cowboydude June 14, 2006

Chili Ring Destruction

when your chili ring (a.k.a. your butthole) starts to bleed uncontrolably and shoot out foreign objects at various speeds and distances, causing immense pain and 3rd degree burns to everyone around you. if you can relate it to a violent volcanic eruption your chili ring and butthole is defietlly being destroyed. hense chili ring destruction. low chance of ever recovering or even surviving.

chili ring destruction is when you eat too many hot wings and start to feel like someone is shoving a samoan fire eater up your butthole. and he isnt going in without a fight. shortly after you start to to feel weak at the knees and eventuyally collapse and deficate all over yourself and the walls. not a pretty sight.

by dr fudge November 22, 2011

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the corrected version of a version that was created by whomst'd've'yaint'nt'ed'ies.

Whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y’es't’reing’able’tic’ive’al’ne’m’ll’ble’ny’less’w’ck’k’ly’py’nd’idy’ety’st’ged’'ful’ish’ng’mt’ous has a desire to do a very specific thing at a very specific area at a very specific point in time?

by The Whomst'd've lord December 6, 2019

Ring Finger

Definition 1. The Ring Finger is the fourth digit of the human hand located between the middle and little fingers. The Ring Finger is used for wearing of Wedding Rings.

Definition 2. The Ring Finger refers to any digit on the right or left hand (but not the thumb) use to provide finger based stimulation to the anal Oring of a sexual partner during anal play.

Example 1: Sara was so excited to be engaged. She was showing everyone the new rock on her Ring Finger.

Example 2: Sara enjoys it when Carl fingers her asshole. Her preference is for him to use his long, middle finger as his Ring Finger. But she will take any digit she can get when that booty is up and arched from her organic spread.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Ringle

Shortening of the phrase "reason I'm single." Used to describe reasons why an awesome single girl thinks she can't get a boyfriend.

I puked while giving him a blowjob...ringle.

Woke up with an empty bag of Doritos and a hunk of cheese in my bed...ringle.

He saw my TiVo of all the Nora Roberts Lifetime movies...ringle.

Choosing Taco C over the guy in the bar...ringle.

by All the Ringle Ladies August 22, 2010