California robot

A kid from California who basically lives at the skatepark. Usually amazing at park tricks.

damn that california robot just through down a tre flip back lip down the hubba.

by caliskater April 22, 2011

Japanese Robot

When a bro grabs a chicks hand and works her hand on his bro's dick.

Its like a dutch rudder but you add a girl and it becomes the non homo dutch rudder..... Japanese Robot

by Goostaders June 3, 2011

Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.

"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."

by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013

Sad Robot

A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.

My GF and I had a sad robot the other day.

by vbpj October 19, 2014

human-robot

someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions

This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.

by enimm13 September 17, 2015

Rockem Sockem Robot

The sexual act of simultaneously fisting two females, typically alternating between each female, with piston-like precision.

I got these two freaky ass bitches, wantin' the Rockem Sockem Robot all night long!

Yo my forearms be all like Popeye and shit, been pulling the Rockem Sockem Robot on my girl and her friend.

by The Fell Hand March 1, 2012

hideously tentacled alien robot

Someone who immigrated to the US around 2000.

... You are older than me, dude. If you don't know that expression it's probably because you have no concept of "good" because you are some kind of hideously tentacled alien robot.

by dickurbane January 20, 2015