Running Gag

A form of oral sex in which the recipient sprints towards their partner and directs their erect genitalia towards their open mouth, thus penetrating their oral mucosa at high velocity.

Fred went to the emergency room with a fractured penis after attempting a running gag.

by penislover2219 March 4, 2021

Running Man

While on a jog together, you recieve a hand job. When you ejaculate, she has to run and try to catch the cum in her mouth.

Today, I recieved a happy ending to my jog when she gave me a running man.

by Ginger Lariat June 27, 2011

running shorts

adj: a phrase used to describe somone who is flamboyantly homosexual.

"Jeff began his life as a drag queen under the name 'Anastasia'"
"That guy is SO running shorts"
or
"That guy totally wears running shorts"

by SeveredHeadGirl December 11, 2005

running of the bulls

Where people compete for one of my Awards.

by Darwin August 28, 2003

Running Johnny

When you're fucking a semi-attractive girl, and your friend runs in, pees on you both, and runs out of the room.

Steve: Did you hear what Mike did to my while I was raw doggin muh bitch last night?

Kevin: No, What?

Steve: He performed a running johnny on us!

Kevin: what a badass! he must be a Peebles!

by peebles,mike October 15, 2010

running man

A man with a venereal disease.

Two days after hooking up with some skank in a bar, Ted felt that burning, dripping sensation that meant only one thing; he was a running man.

by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003

Running in the nude

One who enjoys his neighbors and others so much that they feel they will get the best exercise by running in the nude. To show those who can not see the beautiful sight of one being open to showing off his whole body, the runner videotapes themselves running in the nude, in hopes of receiving a lot of views.

Today I was walking down my street and I saw Ashley running in the nude!

by A friendly neighbor July 20, 2011