Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.

Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!

by kyle4269 October 29, 2019

Ruber

Noun.

1) The person who picks you up after you run one way to a destination (typically to a brewery)
2) An Uber that picks you up after running a distance one way and you don’t want to run back to your starting point.

My husband is my favorite ruber.. He picks me up after I run 7 miles to a local brewery & buys me a beer as a reward!

by Steeltrap45 November 10, 2019

Rubenesque

A body type that describes people who look like a Reuben sandwich

I know people who look like a Reuben sandwich are called rubenesque but what are people that look like meatball subs called?

by The Original Kweej November 12, 2019

Ruben polar bear

Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot

Bare gassed up Ruben polar bear

by Big h dog! December 11, 2019

Ruben

People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball

Damn that kid Ruben is shrinking

(Person 2)Yeah I know he stoped growing at 11 years old
That sucks

by UrbanDictionaryScientists April 12, 2020

Ruben

Another name of the anime called "Kimi no Nawa or Your Name"

Person1: Do you like Ruben?

Person2: Yeah!

Person1: Ruben just fuck Mitsuha like nothing happens

by Hmm..... April 19, 2020

Ruben

Ruben is a babygorl and has a nice ass to slap on.

What do you think of Ruben?
everybody like him.

by ruigerosa September 30, 2020