Mormon Rodeo

When your Morman bro is soaking with his new girl and you jump on his back, smack his ass, and try to hold on for 8 seconds.

Bro 1: "There's not much to do around here is there man?"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"

by Zephyrousx October 2, 2021

Hazelwell Rodeo

Whilst slamming a bird in doggy you hold onto her hair and proceed to call her the wrong name and see how long you can hold on for.

“Did the hazelwell rodeo last night, only lasted 10 seconds”

by Collegebike May 21, 2021

Rodeo Pussy

A woman's pre-showered vagina after group sex of any kind.

Honey: Damn, Violet; you took those four dicks, no sweat.
Violet: Yeah, girl, but move so I can get in the shower; I got that rodeo pussy.

by Busta Schnut May 18, 2023

Rodeo Pig

Where a man approaches a large woman and asks for a hug, whilst being granted the hug the man whispers in the womans ear "you fat rodeo pig". Hearing this the large lady or 'Rodeo Pig' goes into a frenzy, the man must hold onto the woman for as long as possible while she tries to flail free of the iron-grip hug.

"I hold the World Record for a Rodeo Pig, 30 seconds on the back of a Moby-Dick look-alike"

by WezyB April 2, 2008

Chinese Rodeo

When a man is doin a girl in the pooper and just before he cums he spits on his partners back then when she turns around bust all over her face.

I was Fuckin my girlfriend today and i tried the chinese rodeo

by bumdriller August 22, 2009

Asshole Rodeo

To take someone to an asshole rodeo you first grab the asshole with your hands. Throw him/her to the ground and roll them over onto their front so their ass is up. Then, bite down the asshole's ass hard with your teeth. At this point the asshole will be going wild, screaming, trying to get you off and get up, but you've got to hang on like a real cowboy/cowgirl riding a bronco. (What you want is for the asshole to end up with your set of black and blue teeth marks on their ass for about three or four weeks.) Think about letting go after about 10-15 seconds of biting.

My girlfriend stopped answering my calls, dumped me with a text message, and made a play for my best friend. Three weeks later I saw her on the beach and took her to an asshole rodeo. It settled our affair.

by congozilla February 25, 2013

Isuzu Rodeo

A monstrous hybrid of Japanese fish truck parts and GM electrical work named after its ride.

I do a special Native American rain dance and say five Hail Mary's every morning before starting my Isuzu Rodeo.

by st. pauli girl is hot November 11, 2012