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Pig Roast

When three people have sexual intercourse usually between two guys and a girl in which one guy is behind the girl penetrating her from behind and holding up her legs and the other guy is in front penetrating her mouth and holding the girl by Her arms. The girl then resembles a pig being roasted on a spit. This can also be done with a guy in the middle as the 'pig' or with girls on the sides with strap-ons as the 'spit'
Hey dude this girl wants to have a pig roast but I need another guy to be the other half of the spit. Do you mind?
by JGatz21 July 25, 2015
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honey roasted

When you compliment someone, but insult them at the same time.
I wasn't expecting your baby to be so adorable!
'Damn, did i just get honey roasted?'
by Hightower-Otaku March 3, 2016
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Nut Roast

The act of shitting in a condom. Freezing the package. Then peeling it and proceeding to fuck one's self.

Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!
That girl's fanny was minging man. Smelt like she'd been nut roasting herself!
by Discharge Dan April 27, 2011
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Pig Roast

A popular American custom for feasting at family get togethers, wherein a whole pig is roasted for everyone to chow down on along with other pot luck items.
Mr. Gentile loved the pig roast, but Jacob just stuck with the potluck dishes (Isaiah 65:3-4).
by Jacob Israel May 27, 2009
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roasted people

What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.

Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)

Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"

"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"

"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)

All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
by Hans le Noir December 9, 2005
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wiener roast

A party featuring an unhealthy amount of males and dwindling population of females...Terrible
The outdoor version of a sausage fest
Tommy - Hey let's go over to that huge keggerthat Tanner is having I heard there is so many vaginamite girls there. Plus it's outside so we can go swimming.
Johnny - HELL NO! Never again the last party he had I had horrendous nightmares it was such a major wiener roast.
by G69 May 15, 2005
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Roasting marshmellows

When you stick your balls into a girls vagina, warming them up to a comfy temperature.
"dude did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"No, but she let me roast my marshmellows...it was kind of cool"

"I caught crabs from Roasting marshmellows with that Hooker"
by Big Petey May 11, 2009
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