Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.

*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”

by Bigjib February 6, 2020

John's river face

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

That Bitch is begging for john's river face.

by director of pimperations July 17, 2014

sip your river

The liquid that gets trapped around the ring on the top of a soda can

When sharing a drink with someone: Hey, before I take a drink of that, will you sip your river.

Example 2: My girlfriend doesn’t sip the river when she’s done taking a drink

by sarasavage June 14, 2018

Oak Park and River Forest High School

It’s one of those places you love and hate at the same time. Majority of people there do drugs(smoke weed usually) and the other portion fucking hates drugs. The parties are usually kick backs but you do get the occasional banger(really depends on your friend group). Every year this school get crazier! Watch your back for backstabbing hoe friends and douchebags. Also half the people there will say they’re from Chicago... bitch no you ain’t

College student: I went to Oak Park and River Forest High School, “it’s in Chicago”.
Other student: oh you’re one of those...

by justanotherwhitebitch May 7, 2019

Deep river

Adjective for super drunk....to the point where you can barely walk or talk

Person: dude we got deep river'd last night. I don't remember anything

Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river

by cheafromdeep December 15, 2011

River Pig

Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.

When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?

by kj21 April 28, 2009

Red River

A Girl on her period

You can run the Red River, just don't drink the water!

by roast November 15, 2002