puerto rican hell

puerto rican hell is like normal hell, but worse.

dude did you steal that stuff from lawerence? oh man your goin to puerto rican hell!

by j-easy! February 5, 2008

Puerto Rican Muscle

Fat.

Something that obese Puerto Rican men have; they nonetheless appear attractive to hot Puerto Rican women.

Clyde: "Yo man, how is that fat-ass with HER? She's smokin' hot..."
Bernard: "Aw, he just got shaped up, plus he's got tons of Puerto Rican Muscle."

by barfstormman December 23, 2010

Puerto Rican Chili Dog

When anal sex is being enjoyed and the "catcher" shits on the dick that is in their ass and then the "catcher" proceeds to perform fellatio on the poop covered cock.

Oh Man, I was totally doing anal last night with Christina Milian and she shit on my dick then totally Puerto Rican Chili Dogged me.

by Terius Youngdell Nash May 7, 2010

puerto rican shower

the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering

sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower

by that damn good November 13, 2003

Puerto Rican Double

When a batter hits a single and then steals second base.

Hernandez completes the Puerto Rican Double with that theft of second.

by Jim & Todd September 6, 2007

puerto rican suitcase

large oversize plastic bags from stores or garbage bags used in place or as an alternative to using/buying luggage when travelling.

Joe didn't have the money to buy a suitcase when he went on Greyhound so he used a puerto rican suitcase to bring his stuff.

by The Amazing Mr. Jeff February 15, 2006

rican ride

tricked out, low-riding car with dark tints, big rims, and (optional) obnoxious exhaust. usually accompanied by reggaeton with loud bass
can be seen anywhere in the south end of hartford

Doug turned his whip into a rican ride so he'd fit in on park street but he sticks out like a sore thumb in the burbs.

by mami chulaaaa January 11, 2009