While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."
by L.MARTIN January 15, 2006
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The brand name Radio Shack used for most of there electronics sold from the late 1960's until the early 1990's when the brand name was changed over to Optimus.
Hey Brotha..., Radio Shack has a huge clearance sale on most of there Realistic Stereo/Amplifiers, TV's, CD Players, Cassette/8-Track Players, Turntables, etc...
Ight Dogg, I can dig that brand...
Ight Dogg, I can dig that brand...
by Ravpaq October 5, 2006
Get the Realistic mug.Where what you think is real, is completely different from what the majority of the population thinks is real. A common syndrome of politicians, (un)reality stars and musicians.
Symptoms:
Thinking that they are great at everything, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Expecting everyone to praise them , often for doing nothing.
Getting angry when people disagree with their version of reality.
Not treatable, even by strong application of actual Facts(as opposed to alternative facts) to the head of the person.
No, a large blunt object does NOT count as Facts.
Not to be confused with some types of mental disorders , which are treatable.
Symptoms:
Thinking that they are great at everything, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Expecting everyone to praise them , often for doing nothing.
Getting angry when people disagree with their version of reality.
Not treatable, even by strong application of actual Facts(as opposed to alternative facts) to the head of the person.
No, a large blunt object does NOT count as Facts.
Not to be confused with some types of mental disorders , which are treatable.
Person 1. trump thinks the media is undercutting his achievements.
person2: only in the alternative reality he lives in.
person2: only in the alternative reality he lives in.
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Get the reality mug.A term used by idiots to justify racial generalizations against nonwhites by using out-of-context statistics and pseudoscientific studies. The overwhelming consensus among evolutionary scientists is that zero evidence exists of inherent behavioral, intellectual, or anatomical differences between races. But don't tell that to the idiot race realist; it will hurt his ego and his false sense of superiority.
For example, blacks disproportionately commit violent crime, mostly against other blacks. The real reason for this is that blacks were disproportionately segregated into poverty-stricken ghettos, into which the American government funneled disproportionate amounts of firearms and addictive drugs in order to create unrest within those communities.
You will never hear this context explained by the idiot race realist, because he desperately wants to believe that blacks are inherently criminalistic in order to boost his own fragile ego.
The idiot race realist will condescendingly preach about using facts instead of feelings, but as soon as you present facts that reflect negatively on white males, such as serial killers and domestic terrorists being disproportionately white males, he will hypocritically reject those facts purely on the basis of his own hurt feelings.
You will never hear the idiot race realist make broad, negative generalizations about white males like he does males of other races. Because race realism is all based on hypocrisy and dishonesty.
For example, blacks disproportionately commit violent crime, mostly against other blacks. The real reason for this is that blacks were disproportionately segregated into poverty-stricken ghettos, into which the American government funneled disproportionate amounts of firearms and addictive drugs in order to create unrest within those communities.
You will never hear this context explained by the idiot race realist, because he desperately wants to believe that blacks are inherently criminalistic in order to boost his own fragile ego.
The idiot race realist will condescendingly preach about using facts instead of feelings, but as soon as you present facts that reflect negatively on white males, such as serial killers and domestic terrorists being disproportionately white males, he will hypocritically reject those facts purely on the basis of his own hurt feelings.
You will never hear the idiot race realist make broad, negative generalizations about white males like he does males of other races. Because race realism is all based on hypocrisy and dishonesty.
Idiot: The robber HAD to be black! The terrorist HAD to be brown! Race realism! I'm not racist, it's just muh statistics!
Logical person: Statistically, most serial killers are white men, most mass shooters are white men, and most domestic terrorists are white men. So the killer HAD to be white, right? The school shooter HAD to be white? Right?
Idiot: HOW DARE YOU GENERALIZE WHITE MALES YOU REVERSE RACIST SJW blah blah blah...
Logical person: Aaaaand you're a hypocrite.
Logical person: Statistically, most serial killers are white men, most mass shooters are white men, and most domestic terrorists are white men. So the killer HAD to be white, right? The school shooter HAD to be white? Right?
Idiot: HOW DARE YOU GENERALIZE WHITE MALES YOU REVERSE RACIST SJW blah blah blah...
Logical person: Aaaaand you're a hypocrite.
by Donald Scum September 8, 2018
Get the race realism mug.1. When you miss a person (usually a dan) so bad that simply seeing them will not suffice. You need to see them and have something awesome happen while they are around.
2. A sassy comeback to someone that has just made fun of you in a sarcastic way.
2. A sassy comeback to someone that has just made fun of you in a sarcastic way.
1. I really could use some rellish on my kellish right about now.
2. Man, thanks so much, would you like some rellish on that kellish?
2. Man, thanks so much, would you like some rellish on that kellish?
by breslin97 November 7, 2011
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