Raisin

anyone older than you

your boyfriends birthday’s is April 16th, 1998 and your birthday’s December 29th, 1999. he is your raisin.

by olivvvvvvvvvvvvia April 22, 2019

Raisin

A grape that has been dried and given sun cancer

This raisin tastes dry!

by That other guy April 29, 2015

Raisin

Raisin is a super sexy nickname only used by super sexy people. Raisins are very kind , cool , funny , hot etc . They pull all the bitches they are always the alpha AWWWOOOO

Person a) OMG WAS THAT RAISINNN !
Person b) IT WAS I WANNA DATE THEM SO BAD !!!

by Raisin_getsAllThoseBitches November 16, 2022

stealing raisins

The act of not wearing a brazier in public

I was down at the 7-11 and there was an old woman in there stealing raisins.

by Bluegrass Bandit October 22, 2019

raisin frankfurt

After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.

Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!

Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?

Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.

Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.

by bunnyboi November 23, 2016

sour raisin

A person whom on a daily basis acts like a cranky old man/ woman. This definition oly referrs to those who have a maily gloomy mindset that loner people have and there never lacing set of complaints never ceases. Qualifying these people as the sour raisins of our society.

"Oliver, stop complaining about evrything! What are you, a raisin?
- Why would I be? I don't even like raisins!
Why, do you like yourself?
- No?
Then you are a sour raisin for sure!"

by LordassHair October 11, 2019

Raisin Turd

A bowel movement that comes out like little round raisins.

Her butt was so big, she had no choice but to poop raisin turds

by Chakra882 March 05, 2022