Putin

A sims character that escaped the simulation and is now somehow the president of Russia.

Person 1: You know Putin?
Person 2: no.

by myownpseudonym March 22, 2022

Putin

An adjective to describe someone or someone's actions when the someone is compensating having the world's smallest penis by doing ridiculous, hurtful things like invading another country.

You hear about Chad pushing that girl around? What a Putin.

by TofuPetteri March 1, 2022

rusty putin

Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.

See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.

by timthepigman June 4, 2022

Putin's favorite congressman

Russia's nickname for Dana Rohrabacher

Putin's favorite congressman made Jordan Thomas Cooper his first African-American speechwriter for his district. They both were speechwriters for public figures.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2022

Putin Paradigm

A term synonymous with a Napoleonic Complex and Little Man Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up pickup truck rev his engine and flip off the guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason then speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.

by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022

Putin

For dicks that don't know when to pull out

Man Richard is a putin

by Becausewhynot.. March 4, 2022

Putin

When you’re having anal sex with your partner then he/she pulls out and there’s a whistling noise followed by the Eruption of a Poopy Farty Noise.

It was just a little Noise when I pulled out, Nobody’s was Putin okay.

by GoodWeatherChris March 8, 2022