puerto rican popcorn

When you breakup ramen noodles in the bag, dump flavor powder in and eat them raw.

Puerto Rican popcorn is so quick and easy.

by Joeperfect420 February 6, 2018

Puerto Rican Hurricane

When your girl is so drunk she’s on her knees over the toilet bowl puking in exorcist fashion and you sneak behind her, insert into her butthole while grabbing her hair and forcing her head into the bowl.

Dude, she is so drunk....not only am I getting anal, but she’s getting wet. Like a Puerto Rican Hurricane wet!

by RoosterWHMC2 August 18, 2018

puerto rican mom

The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.

I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.

by Angelo._julian September 11, 2019

Puerto Rican Style

The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting player in a First Person Shooter video game, and killing them by shooting them in the ass.

Damn man, Snookpike just gave it to that camper Puerto Rican Style bitch!

by landsharktoddy January 12, 2020

Puerto Rican hooker on the rag

Shot of Clamato/tomato juice, shot of tequila, followed with shot of pickle juice as chaser.

Yeah, Puerto Rican hookers are great, but have you ever had a Puerto Rican hooker on the rag?

by Patayter tots January 20, 2021

puerto rican pool party

When everyone comes to the pool wearing swim trunks and a t shirt

All of the dudes were afraid to take their shirts off when they went swimming it was a regular puerto rican pool party,

by Kongo Kong October 19, 2021

Puerto Rican Pretzel

Can be loosesly defined as participating in some form of intercourse with a puerto rican, mexican, dutch, or any other female.

Before beginning this said intercourse, its a very good idea for both participants to eat at least two well balanced meals containing greasy food and grains.

When things are getting all hot and heavy, the 'lady' (not likely an appropriate title in this context) she evacuates her bowels in their entirety.
While the excrement is leaving the anus in a pretzel like form, the 'gentleman' pours 12oz of rum down her spine so that it evenly coats the 'pretzel'
When this rum-coated goodie treat has passed onto the ground/someone else's chest, you can grate your favorite type of cheese on it for looks.

Done deal.

What's up boi??!

hey man, i just boned this chick who shat out a Puerto Rican Pretzel with me last week... and BOY does she smell like rum and poo

by Dickerd Ray July 26, 2011