puddle

The collective noun for a gathering of dudes engaged in random douchebaggery. The term refers to the anal drip that sometimes manifests from the use of a douchebag.

The puddle of douchebags lurking at the bar made it impossible to get a damn drink last night.

In that puddle of douchebags, he's the vaseline-covered tip.

by AltonDarwin January 3, 2009

puddle butt

cumming in your partners butt

corey turned that girl into a puddle butt

by duke u May 8, 2008

puddlecuddle

Public hot tub

Hay darling would you like to meet me at the, "puddlecuddle," in the apartments.

by emilejfagerstromiv March 11, 2019

pantie puddles

When a woman cum's in her panties

She got pantie puddles when I rubbed her pussy

by Pantie Puddles November 9, 2014

gunt puddle

A collection of sweat that accumulates between the pannis and the pussy.

Her gunt puddle could be seen from across the room.

by Dirtytrainer December 10, 2017

cuddle puddle

A euphemism for the post-coital wet spot, where circumstance (think college-sized twin bed), necessity (think passing out drunk), or love (think box on demand) requires your after sex cuddling to take place on the wet spot.

Q: "Dude, what was it like hooking up with Jana last night?"

A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."

by The Original ARy December 31, 2008

puddle jumper

The owner of a new puppy or small animal.

Oh, look, it's Joe -- did you hear he just bought Fluffykins? I guess he's a puddle jumper now!

by JackBauerIsMyHero January 30, 2007