DHA promise

DHA promises are even more powerful then the River Styx. If you break this promise, your bones will break. This promise is most likely going to be directed towards a best friend. Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So whenever you swear in DHA, you’re promising on Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So the next time you promise to your friend about something, to make sure it’s official, promise on DHA

I DHA promise not to donkeyspiddle all over your diapers, hangers, and the state of Alabama.

by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 15, 2020

Massey Promise

In a moment of triumph the Massey promise was formed to oppose the infamous Mario Judah. This alliance of steel signified the bond between man and women and is the promise that a secret will never be shared. Even if the boy’s highest council demands it, the Massey Promise prevails victorious and no secret is shared.

Yo foo give me the scoop
Nah dawg I did the Massey Promise
You a simp for real

by Da_fool17 December 22, 2020

Promise

He’s Probably Fucking your mom

Promise Is Fucking Your Mom

by Bromix November 22, 2021

promise

a name

my name is promise

by are you going November 22, 2021

Bro promise

A promise that no matter what you can not break it. It is used to tell the truth and if some one uses it you have to tell the truth or else you not a bro

Person 1:I got head!
Person 2: no ways, bro promise?
Person 1: ok nah I lie🤣

by A lekker gent November 20, 2021

promise

something that people say they will keep but dont... SO IF THEY SAY THEY KEEP IT DONT BELIVE THEM

anyway point is if they dont keep there promise niether do u.

i promise ill be there.. and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boyfriend but oh well.

by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021

promise

a thing that people say they will keep but obivuosly dont soooooo if britney doesnt keep her stupid little promise niether do you have to.

britney:

i pomise ill be there.

me: and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boy friend but oh well.

britney: wh-

by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021