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producreative 

the revolutionary act of being extremely productive in the most creative of ways.
this week, after the drums lessons, film editing, homework, and skateboarding, carson was the first to be deemed producreative.
producreative by clatizz January 14, 2009

Prodfuctivity

Spending the day cutting through red tape and doing paperwork and paying accounts and reporting, so there is no time to do any actual work to report on, therefore disappearing up one's own arse.
Bill : "I spent the morning paying accounts and reporting and chasing invoices up my own arse. It was total prodfuctivity. Later that day though I got through a shitload of actual work."

Ted: "Wow, that's counterprodfuctive."

profuctive 

1) The opposite of productive.

2) To state that you've had sex.
Example 1: I just spilled juice on my essay, well that was profuctive.

Example 2 :

Guy 1: I just had sex.

Guy 2: That was profuctive
profuctive by rastagurl April 18, 2011

producer ear 

When you're writing a song or a beat, and in the process of repetition, you lose the original idea for the sound that you had, and it all starts to blur together, and you start nit picking the fuck out of every little thing, and your ears start to hurt, and you start to feel a little crazy. It's time to back away from the song for a little while to gain fresh perspective.
Me: I've played this section of the song on repeat like 100 times trying to get it juuuuust right man! I'm starting to get producer ear!
Kent: Ok, time to take a break and come back to it later with a fresh ear!
producer ear by IrisGreene May 20, 2017

produce truck

a slang term for the short yellow bus
Person: Hey look at all the vegetables hopping on the produce truck.
Person 2: That's a bus Gerald, and those are children.
produce truck by gigasaur February 23, 2018

produce silence with a shovel 

To shut someone up by hitting them. Doesn't really distinguish between knocking someone down, knocking them out, and killing them
In a worst-case scenario, I'll have no choice but to produce silence with a shovel.