Procrastibation

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.

Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"

Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"

"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"

by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017

Procrapstination

The act of deferring bowel movement for an extended period. Usually seen in people I who have to attend long events at places other than one's own home. Typically results in constipation of varying degrees and is almost always evident with increased anal venting. Examples of events that might invite procrapstination are multi-night stays at a relative's house and camping.

I fell victim to my own procrapstination this weekend working as a camp counselor. Those in-cabin stalls aren't places of free expression of excretory sounds and smells.

by AnneRKee666 March 12, 2017

Procrastibation

Wanking to avoid work and chores or to pass the time

Man final year exams are coming up but all i have achieved are hours of procrastibation!!

by Billgoatireland September 24, 2018

Procrastinating Pizza

When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.

My friend is such a Procrastinating Pizza

by Bastion Boi69 October 23, 2018

procrastinating workaholic

Something Dan Howell is.

Dan: My therapist said that I'm a procrastinating workaholic. Because once I start working on something, I work so hard that I injure myself by forgetting to breathe and do all this other stuff. I just have a problem getting started. For me, it's like a perfectionism thing. Like, I can't just do something and try my best. I'm like, "If I do this thing, it has to be amazing." It doesn't matter if it's an essay, a YouTube video or tidying my bedroom. I'll be like, "If I do this, I have to DO it, man!" And that's the thing, I put this fear in myself. If I were just someone who was like, "I can just do it." You know, roll with the punches. Go with the flow of life. But for me, it's like a perfectionism thing. It's that I know that when I start it, I am going to work so hard that I'm going to be bleeding. Because I care too much, because I'm a freak. I'm definitely someone that cares.

by phangirl! at the disco May 4, 2019

procrastinating

You know you're procrastinating when you're starting to listen to dancy music and start dancing and singing to it.

"Super Trouper" by Abba comes up - person starts singing: Suuuuuper Trooouuupeerrr liiight are gonna bliiind me, buuuut I woon't feel bluuuuuuuuuue!
Mother hears person singing: Oh man, she's procrastinating again...

by criesinindie November 21, 2019

Procrastinating

verb
gerund or present participle: procrastinating
delay or postpone action; put off doing something

A clever kangaroo once said "like mate stop procrastinating"

by Hyunjins safe show September 22, 2020