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go forth and procrastinate

basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle
by MrJPancake1993 February 8, 2014
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6 Degrees of Procrastination

the idea that every task you put off doing is on average approximately six steps away from any other task you need to do, so that a chain of, "I didn't take out the trash so I can't clean out the fridge" statements can be made, on average, to connect any two tasks in six steps or fewer.
guy: I didn't take the trash to the street so I can't take out the trash from inside so I can't clean out the fridge so I can't go to the grocery store so I can't cook dinner tonight so I can't invite you over.

girl: Great, so you are cancelling because of 6 Degrees of Procrastination.
by OMGR8US May 11, 2011
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Procrastination

1.Waiting to complete or start a task until the very last possible minute
Because of my nact for procrastination on my comp essay I sumbmitted it at 11:59 Pm, when it was due at 12:00 Am
by 162875 March 10, 2015
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procrastination

Thing kids like to do when its time to do homework.
I am supposed to be doing homework but I went on urban dictionary and did a little thing I like to call procrastination

Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.
by One little hellian February 14, 2017
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Tess Procrastinator

A Fucking piece of Little shit that does nothing in their fucking life.
by Doorhandle52 March 22, 2021
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procrastinistic

a word to describe your mood when you feel like procrastinating.
I have so much to do, but I feel procrastinistic.
by Mel671 March 28, 2009
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moral procrastination

Doing interesting stuff that feels like you're making the world better in preference to doing the easy, boring, daily stuff that actually makes a difference.
You're so busy signing petitions on Avaaz that you forgot your mum's birthday. That's moral procrastination.
by Kevin Monk October 27, 2013
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