Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".
Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry
Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!
Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!
by Johnnybertone May 8, 2014
Get the Prison Pastrymug. by Max Gripper September 7, 2017
Get the prison pregnantmug. A Soldier or Marine who has surrendered to the enemy. Or a Soldier or Marine who was been captured against their will. In large amounts.
by eric harris?dlyan klebold June 27, 2019
Get the Prisoners Of Warmug. When you are not in a relationship with a girl and you only casually make out once in a while (3 times in 6 months) and she has made you believe that she wants to have a relationship with you. You end up being a prisoner to this casual make out because she is going to become angry at you and not talk to you if you try to hook up with another girl in a very toxic way.
Kas***: man Tz*** made me think we would be in a relationship but now we only rarely make out but if I hook up with someone else she will not talk to me ever again.
Mar***: that’s toxic, bro you are definitely a dick prisoner
Mar***: that’s toxic, bro you are definitely a dick prisoner
by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 26, 2022
Get the Dick prisonermug. The only way to finish all his work documentation by 5 o'clock was to smoke some of his prison glass and hope for the best.
by FrickinMighty March 5, 2021
Get the Prison Glassmug. When a prisoner keysters an extra piece of bread from the chow hall, and eats it in his cell later that night.
Prisoner 1: Gimme yo prison biscuit bitch!!
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.
by keyster king November 20, 2015
Get the prison biscuitmug. 1: (n): the vagina of a prison inmate who has had a sex change and is now female, and is using her vagina to smuggle contraband.
2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket
2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket
Cris just got a sex change? Omg, that's amazing, she's got a prison murse now... We are going to have so many drugs coming into this joint!
by Austin Pealy February 16, 2020
Get the prison mursemug.