Jackson Prime

The epitome of not only what it means to be a Jackson but what it is to be a man. To be one with your Moede-ness in a way that a strang could never understand

I’m so glad I am friends with Jackson prime and not those strang peasants

by Thorpnado October 15, 2023

Thoptimus Prime

The optimus prime of thottery.

Watch out, keep your pants on tight its, its..... Thoptimus Prime

by LoudestBoi September 09, 2019

Thotamus Prime

A time in life when you need sexual things going on whenever possible because you’re horny af on a nonstop basis

Listen babe, I’m in my Thotamus prime, This 1x a week deal is not cuttin it!

by Thottyaf February 27, 2019

Thotumus Prime

A Thot that has hoed many men into a trap on the basis of a false relationship; Commonly leaving the man sad or possibly angry

Man 1: Man! Kaya faked our relationship now I don’t know what to do.
Man 2: Don’t worry bro she’s Thotumus Prime, she’s played every guy! She’s the prime Thot.

by Aggravated Large Man December 07, 2017

Awesome prime

Adj, inspiring so much awe that Optimus Prime says Awesome.

OMG Optimus Prime just called me Awesome Prime

by TWCMan April 18, 2011

Shoptimus Prime

When a certain family member or friend discovers Amazon Prime and becomes a raging shopping machine

"There are no less than 3 boxes at the mailbox every day!"
"Shoptimus Prime is on the interwebs again..."

by big210 March 12, 2017

Prime Plumage

An ounce of high-end, rare, sativza-dominant hybrid leafy weed.

Guy 1 : “Dude you’ll never believe this! *Bursts with excitement*
Guy 2 : “What’s up bro!?”
Guy 1 : *on verge of heart-attack excitement* “I got uss a whollee ounze of PRIME PLUMAGEEEE!!!
Guy 2: *—Dead from a heart attack caused by overexcitment—

by The Zesty Goat June 18, 2018