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Urple Pingo

Common shorthand for a person who is generally not well liked by others. Used most frequently to describe males of short stature with poor hygiene. Usually they will be seen bothering women who do not wish their attentions. They are needy, self-loathing & generally pathetic. As well they will usually have poor eating habits and most Urple Pingoes can be seen frequenting low-grade hamburger chains. While some Urple Pingoes may have college-level education, most will not. Usually this is due to growing up in a broken home. As such, many will struggle to even complete high school.

The phrase was coined in Albuquerque, New Mexico by local teenagers who were attempting to have a way to speak about Juggalos in their presence without having it made known publicly. Eventually, it disassociated from the entirety of the Psychopathic family and began to refer to anyone with poor hygiene.
Guy 1: Did you see Urple Pingo hanging out with Stephanie?
Guy 2: Yeah, I hope his stink don't rub off on her.
by Jack O'FF June 20, 2013
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famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
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pong-whiffy

Its a bit pong-whiffy!
by DeeStar November 4, 2003
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Pogonip

1. short for Pogonip Park, located adjacent to the UC Santa Cruz eastern campus.
2. a rare weather condition consisting of frozen fog composed of ice needles instead of water droplets. adapted from Shoshone 'payinappih'.
3. a day hike through Pogonip Park, often gaining inspiration from the simplicity of nature, often while smoking marijuana.
1. "Have you seen all the waterfalls in the pogonip?"
"lets hit up pogonip later"
2. Last night, the pogonip was so cold it froze all the trees!
3. "that pogonip trip was so fun!"
by scglgeo January 14, 2008
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Pogostalking

The act of adding someone as a friend on Pogo.com without that person's knowledge for the purpose of stalking them on the website.

Similar to Facebook Stalking
Hillary joined my monopoly game and I immediately knew she had been pogostalking me.
by Chinkgooker January 23, 2009
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pognophile

The one who loves or studies #beard
He is a pognophile
by SHM Mee June 6, 2016
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Pogo Cum

When a guy cums so fast it bounces around like a pogo stick.
Janice: Yesterday I almost lost my vision because of Jack's pogo cum!
Laura: AGAIN?!
by lacklusterstrcuture July 2, 2016
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