hockey player

Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):

An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.

1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!"

2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"

by ArchDevil September 18, 2004

player

a man who loves to get in all the girls pants

Baierl is such a player with those fresmen dude.

by Nator October 21, 2006

Player One Syndrome

The feeling you get when you can no longer distinguish a tangible understanding of reality, you feel that you are at the centre and nothing else is real, like you are player 1 in life and that everything else only exists when you are there and that other people are only NPC's (Non-Player Characters).

I think I'm suffering from Player One Syndrome I cant tell what is real, like I'm Player 1 in my own video game.

by Keneth Palin July 9, 2014

player

someone who dates other people for a short amount of time then leaves them because they never liked them in the first place.

girl 1: hey, that guy ur dating, he's such a player!
girl 2: no way, im breaking up with him

by brokenassbitch November 23, 2019

Player two

When someone (almost always a male) asks you to be their “Player Two” (between 9:00pm & 3:00am at their home) instead of being just a second player on a shared game system usually eludes to “One time” sexual advances, such as making out, reciprocated oral, usually hand-jobs, (you being the said, “player two” with their “joystick/Joy-stick”) But almost never normal sex. It’s mostly common for close friends who are curious, stoned, drunk, pubescent, or sexually closeted. The event usually is kept secret between the two in the form of an inside joke or nickname pertaining to being a—
“Player Two“

“Kendrick— why do you say that Jason is your player two at Halo, he sucks at the controls and your never online?

Danny—he’s my player two because I love shooting the blasters with him...

Jason—(blushing) (pissed) SHUT UP!!!

Kendrick— (confused)

by Qazx gg 12 March 12, 2021

Leaving Players On The Field

To drop a deuce and not dispose of it properly (not flushing or making sure everything flushes).

Guy 1: "man those guys from programming keep coming over to our restroom to drop the kids off at the pool"

Guy 2: "I know and they have their own bathroom!"

Guy 1: "worst part is, THEY KEEP LEAVING PLAYERS ON THE FIELD"

by waxrage October 1, 2009

arma player

1. Any person(s) who have the abaility to adapt nearly instantly to video games, usually of complicated design.

2. Someone who will attempt to act out a combat scenario at a lazer tag event. (Because they can't afford airsoft)

Context*
ArmA (Armed Assault) is a combat simulator developed by Bohemia Interactive. ArmA is know for it's extremely large control scheme and steep learning curve.

1. Man this dude's already pretty good. Must be an Arma player.
2. Jesus, yesterday I encountered an Arma player at the Lazer tag arena.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018