Phosting

The act of falsely assuming a situation based on just how it looks to be alone, then posting it online and adding new context to the situation.
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Someone in the Walmart parking lot lost their keys and was trying to get into their car, but someone else posted a photo they took of them online and said they were trying to break into someone else's car! They're phosting the situation!

by Wontonbadb October 23, 2023

back photo

When on social networking sites 'back photo' is the act of clicking on the 1st Photo and then when viewing the photos, instead of going forwards, you go backwards. Mainly this is done to reveal people's embarrassing hair styles and choice of attire.

This Fit guy just added me, I hope he doesn't Back Photo Me

by adzbeadz October 24, 2011

Whale-phoria

N(State of being)-1. The joy that one receives after having saved a whale.

2. A state of feeling the most excellent level of pleasure possible, referring to the sheer size of whales and their phallus.

"That sex made me feel almost as good as whale-phoria does!"

by Sir Rodrick NuffenQuark October 7, 2011

Jealousy Photo

When you take a person with someone or a group of people purely for the sake of posting on social media to make an ex jealous

Check out this hot guy in this jealousy photo that Kim just posted on Instagram

by yakkity yak December 21, 2014

Passport photo princess

When a female is attractive when only her head and shoulders are seen, but less so for anything else.

"Dude that chicks Facebook photo is hot!"
"Pity she's a Passport photo princess...."

by jimmycricket93 August 8, 2015

scrote phote

A photograph of a male human scrotum

This girl I was tryna smash on Tinder wanted pics, so I asked her if a scrote phote was acceptable. She didn't know what I meant before the pic was sent- but now she knows.

by Ginormous D August 25, 2015

Prep-phoria

The feeling one gets from having exactly the right tool at the right moment. Especially for situations which are unlikely to occur. Or when the tool desired is extremely uncommon.

My friend was trying to adjust a part of his bike but he didn't have a 10mm wrench. Being a dutiful Eagle Scout, I reached into the bottom of my backpack and retrieved the 10mm wrench that is always there. What a feeling of prep-phoria! I was prep-phoric.

by Cambrio4 October 24, 2015