paint the ceiling

To shoot yourself in the head.

If the economy doesn't turn around, I'm going to paint the ceiling.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009

painting

sexual term used by gay men to describe the painting(shitting) on a penis....usually when a bottom is not cleansed or the penis goes in too deep.

Leon and Antonio were having sex and Antonio went in too deep and Leon painted on Antonios penis.

by A&T Student December 5, 2004

paint the walls

The act of not pulling out.

Once I found out she was clean and on the pill, there was no need for a condom. It was time to paint the walls.

by Kylewasmyboyscoutleader June 8, 2010

oil painting

A non homosexual way for guys to describe another guy as "hot" or "attractive". This term can also be used by girls to describe guys aswell.

"Dude, Philip is an oil painting "

or

"Johnny Depp is such an oil paiting"

by magicalchickens August 13, 2007

white paint

anything can be white paint. It has no definition it's just fun to watch people trying to decipher what it means as you add another obscure meaning to it

"I was walking the other day"

"that's white paint"

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TELL ME!"

"Giggle"

by qwertyuiop123987 May 24, 2010

Painty

A moderator that is power tripping and hypocritical, often using their powers to delete, ban and censor opinions they disagree with.

eg "Damn did you get attacked by a Painty?"

by Mini Moo January 2, 2008

PCP..paint can pussy

when a girl has been expanded from over use over time the result is her vagina looking and feeling like a paint can for the male penis.

that girl has hooked up with about 500 guys. She has to have that pcp..paint can pussy by now.

by slambot January 2, 2012