Pervert

a person who always looks for that dank ass pussy and that disgusting ass dick a bit too often.

Lewis Tracey saw christopher and christopher touched his balls. christopher is a PERVERT.

by mason dunn May 29, 2017

preventible

Has the same meaning as preventable, but used only when too stupid to know the proper suffix

"Jock, why are you crying?"
"I got an F on my exam just for I used preventible instead of preventable"

by Big mouth prick February 23, 2018

face-pervert

Someone who looks through their Facebook friends and their friends' friends pictures at hot girls/guys just to stare at them.

1: Look at this girl, she's so hot.
2: Dude, you don't even know her.
1: Yeah, but... *drools*
2: You're such a face-pervert!

by DPX January 5, 2009

99 percenter

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.

'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"

by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015

pervet

Extreme pervert, a person who is into acting out and performing in sexual situations in areas such as incest, children, non-human creatures, execution and similar.

Hannibal told me that Philip's computer was filled with child porn and that he acted in incest twice a week. I can't believe I lived next to a pervet.

by Chromium November 27, 2005

The Bottom Ten Percent

The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.

This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.

If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."

by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006

Pervert

Someone who takes everything other people say in a way that makes them feel very tingly inside.

1) Me.

2) My best friend.

by Me December 26, 2003