Penguin feet

Penguin feet is when you are walking round with the constant fear of being nutmegged (a soccer ball being put through your legs) and you take tiny steps making you walk similar to a penguin.

Huge: "Mark is walking round with penguin feet"

Lee: "yeah, Ryan just nutmegged him, he could nutmeg a mermaid"

by RyantheWolf August 06, 2017

penguin.....vibes

A penguin....vibes is a very good tiktoker who is currently married to shrek.

Oh look there is a penguin.....vibes- I wonder where her shrek is

by penguin vibes April 01, 2021

lolzy penguin

an action that seems funny when you are the one doing it, but everyone else considers you a douchebag. usually involving video games

Kris: Hey guys lets all go play cod: black ops and only use ballistic knives, it'll be so lolzy penguin

Danny: Alright, Sweet!

(random 10y old on other team): Wow, you're all fuckin' douchebags, I fucked your mom

by NiggletsGetHung December 06, 2010

vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.

That bitch made me a vampire penguin.

by Pgroast June 25, 2020

Penguin Punch

The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)

Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...

by Girthquake132 September 13, 2021

Slippery Penguin

a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass

It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.

You are a slippery penguin.

by alfaubaseball31 June 02, 2011

The Angry Penguin

you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.

I was deep into a good fuck session with my wife when I gave that cheating bitch The Angry Penguin.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009