peel his muffin cap back blue

the art or cutting a mans dickhead off, preferable with a prison shank seeing how that where this saying came from

peel his muffin cap back blue
peel this motherfuckers muffin cap back blue.

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by smoke weed till ur lungz bleed July 7, 2011

Peel his muffin cap back blue

The act of performing a right hook punch to someones forehead until it breaks the skin causing massive swelling to the to the head, giving the victim the appearance of having a muffin for an upper skull.

"There's no way those two Nigerians would have let him survive a fight, they would peel his muffin cap back blue!"

by Andromeda Delux February 20, 2019

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

orange peel theory

"It's the idea that someone cares enough for you to do the most minuscule act of service, although you can do it yourself."

the idea that sometimes we do seemingly small things for others in order to be connected to them.

"i know you can peel this orange on your own but i want to do it for you! just to make it easier! to me it's like another way of communicating love." -orange peel theory

by kk_bandit November 15, 2023

Peel my tangerine s

Someone whos nan has had consterpation and then exploded because they did naughty white powder then flew to chine and jumped of a chair then had a heart attack

"Man you are a peel my tangerine s" said the man to the high man

by Vzbsjsjsvvdjshsvxjskqndbch December 17, 2020

peel your flower

Performing oral sex on a woman.

Bryce said, "baby I want to peel your flower and then plant my seed.

by Chas69 May 4, 2023