poolax

1. A funnier and better way of describing a food or drug laxative that helps you to poo.

2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.

3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".

14 year old CS geek: "Oh my god, what the hell, poolax just knifed me from behind, he's so leet."

45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"

by Cody Murray September 8, 2005

dropping the kids at the pool

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!

Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by megan July 7, 2004

Poolol

When one laughs so hard that they shit themselves. lol shit poop

"Oh man, when that groom's phone went off during that marriage I poololed!"

by YeeManChicoDogLOL March 3, 2010

Pool Goggling

Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.

I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.

by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010

poollusion

The illusion that you have just pooped a gigantic huge turd, but when you look, it is disappointingly small.

I hadn't pooped for days and finally had to go. I sat on the toilet and worked out what felt like a monster turd. I was like "yeah I finally dumped all that shit! That has gotta be a freakin' mega turd! Felt like a eighteen inch monster log! Gotta get a look at this giant deuce!" Then I looked and it was puny. Total disappointment. Poollusion.

by liljoint November 5, 2012

pool buzz

Excessively priced drinks consumed at a hotel/resort pool to maintain an appropriate state of intoxication.

That dinner was relatively inexpensive compared to our pool buzz today.

by N0npr0phet May 18, 2014

pool whale

An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.

"Dude check it! She doesn't even fit in her iPad selfie!

"Yeaaaah man! Total pool whale!"

by TheBoo's September 26, 2014