Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

Hey Paw

random compound of random two words

hey paw is a compund yes

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Paw Tha

A pretty girl, ready to achieve the world. A bit lazy, but hella nice when she wants to be. She's not as brave as she says she is but she's got it going on.

Did you see her? Bro Paw Tha so nice.

by Blizzy.1 November 22, 2021

bitch paws

A man’s hands that are soft and appear to have never been used for work. Usually small hands too.

When Brad showed the offer to his customers, they quickly noticed his soft bitch paws.

by Sith Rabbit November 30, 2020

Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy November 30, 2020

bitch-paws

Hands of a man that has clearly never used them for work. Very soft and most generally small.

After Brad closed the deal with a handshake, the client couldn’t help but notice he had bitch-paws.

by Sith Rabbit December 4, 2020

Paw paw jeff

He awesome period

He is sick a paw paw Jeff

by anonymous October 21, 2020