You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
Get the Monkey's paw wishmug. 
Similar to Camel Toe. Large, hairy, puffy vagina that is well defined through pants and appears to be very hungry.
by Chopperwolf January 14, 2022
Get the Thunder Pawmug. An abbreviation used in text meaning "Parents Are Watching" to tell the other person that what you wrote may have been abridged because your parents are going to see it.
Similar: POS (Parent Over Shoulder)
Similar: POS (Parent Over Shoulder)
We're going to the mall after school paw.
by Roggodoggocorgi February 15, 2022
Get the PAWmug. A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life, May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI (It's near Dowagiac, don't cha know) finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty but becomes slightly obsessed with the phrase.
by annmartina May 7, 2024
Get the Paw Paw for Jesusmug. When an animal (or furry) gently rubs their (hand or foot) paw(s) up and down a male's penis, massaging it until he cums all over them.
"There was a cute pink furry that gave me such a great paw job, the back of her furry footpaws felt so soft on my penis, I came all over her toes!"
by Thatwiredguy25 November 19, 2023
Get the paw jobmug. by mathraptor July 23, 2009
Get the Sticky-pawsmug.