Paras

1. An admin on MuggleNet Chat.

2. A global moderator on MuggleNet Chat.

3. A friend of everybody on MNC.

4. A tall Indian lad that is currently residing in Canada. He is a college student and barely has time to talk to anybody anymore.

5. An Indian with an iPhone.

Cody: Hey, did you see that?
Paras: What?
Cody: Nevermind, it was you.

by NotCodyAtAllever September 8, 2009

paraskeet

when a man ejaculates on another person's face while parachuting. similar to the word parakeet, but with a completely diffrent meaning.

i was skydiving and totally paraskeeted this bitch.

by matthew gunit December 31, 2006

paras

to grow your hair out to extreme lengths. usually coupled with hyperness and crazyness. also has little pointy ears.

Get your haircut honey, youre becoming a paras.

by Kahlu March 26, 2008

parascope

When a male proceeds to drop his tescticles onto anoter persons eye sockets (consciousness is not an issue) and then place his erect penis on their forehead therefore making it look like the person is looking through a parascope

Man remeber at the party last night when you gave that brod the parascope when she passed out

by Mattyosa October 31, 2007

Parksies

When a vehicle in transit declares an instant parking space in moving traffic by turning on their hazard lights and jerking to a stop. Declared most often in the vehicle traveling directly ahead of you.

"And then, out of nowhere, this lady just declares parksies. Thank goodness my speed was reduced from the recent speed hump, or she really could have hurt someone" or

Driver: Oh, was that my cell phone? Don't want to text and drive, so...parksies!
Passenger: Seriously so glad you just called parksies. Otherwise, that would have been totally irresponsible driving.

by Pippy Bung October 25, 2013

Parkston,SD

Parkston, a small town in southeast South Dakota of only 1,500 people that has that small town warm welcoming feel, its very family friendly and everyone gets along. or so you think at first, the town is a bunch of cliques and your only liked by who you know and if your not from there well good luck cause you'll be the attention of the towns new drama, speaking of drama everyone pretends to love each other but all they do is talk shit about one another and everyone claims to be such good church people but all they do is spread lies and cheat with each others spouses oh and whats there to do?? well if you can get in and get hazed you can have some bomb ass parties out on farms but that won't happen cause everyone thinks you're weird cause you're not from there, or how about old fashioned saturdays where people go to one of the 2 parks there and drink bud light and socialize about s**t, oh and if you don't drink bud light you're not a real american. F**k Parkston

my coworker told me she heard drama about me at the grocery store in Parkston,SD

by Officer45 January 14, 2020

Parksamophobia

The immense fear of Parksamo. Victim of this phobia will avoid physical contacts with others and play phasmophobia all day.

"Hey, you wanna go out with me?"
"Sorry. I have Parksamophobia."

by Dr. Haejaangcuk December 25, 2022