Painting the shop

Licking the dried remains of crusty shit from someones asshole.

Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!

Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.

by Fistinator October 14, 2010

Look a Painting

When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.

(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)

Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!

by Lucemans May 27, 2020

painting curtains

Pleasuring a women with tounge in public

You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?

by Bigcat69imlovinit June 14, 2017

bitch paint

make-up that some women overuse to the point where they look ridiculous.

Guy: "Would you look at Melissa, she looks like a total slut."

Guy 2: "Yea, she has way too much bitch paint on."

by SwagOfNewYork December 18, 2012

paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

by IfixYourass August 4, 2017

builders paint

Semen, particularly semen stains on clothing.

Davor wasn't a painter or decorator but is always covered in builders paint

by stusx10 January 11, 2018

Paint the stall

When you have explosive diarrhea and you barely get your pants off when your shit sprays at least 3 walls of a public bathroom stall.

I think I had food poisoning because I had to paint the stall on my way to work.

by Yourmommaspanties March 9, 2021