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Packet Loss

Watching a person self pleasure while writing code, managing technical infrastructure, or troubleshooting networking problems.
I was compiling my code when I saw extensive packet loss in the window of the hotel across the street.
by CaptainPktLoss June 2, 2021
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packeteer

A person who routinely provides or admires packets at meetings, references the packet, and ensures the availability of said packet.

Tends to closely bond with meetlovers, or may be a meetlover.
While Jeremy signed in for the meeting upon entering the room, Carol, the packeteer promptly asked, "Did you get a packet?"

While the meeting attendees settled at their tables, the packeteer announced, "I've made color-coded packets for you. You'll find one copied on baby blue paper, another on celedon, and finally one on buff paper."

Just before Therese, the meetlover began her presentation, one packeteer remarked to another packeteer in a whisper, "I love when they provide a hardcopy of the PowerPoint." "I was thinking the same thing", the other responded.
by Mama Dude January 26, 2011
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got pockets?

a term coined by two students of MWHS. after one student asked another if he had pockets, he then asked what the time was.. implying that all people with pockets have the times... thus created Got Pockets? = What time is it?
Student 1: Hey man, got pockets?

Student 2: Yeah *scoffs*

Student 1: So what time is it?!?!?!?!
by colombaincoffee3000 November 4, 2009
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pockets on swole

Having pockets full of money, i.e. swolen
"Pockets on swole lookin like they got the mumps" - Yung Joc

"I pull up in tha lambo
Pockets stay on swole" - Bow Wow
by September 13, 2008
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hot pockets

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.
I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!
by Jasper3 August 3, 2007
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Packet sniffing

programs capable of analyzing packets that are going to a device on your network or being sent out of your network like Wireshark one of the more popular Packet/Protocol analyzers and gives the user information such as

Source/Destination IP/MAC address
Frame Number

Number of bits the packet it
Packet sniffing is a form of dogs
by Nice one Perma March 25, 2022
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spice packet

verb: to exploit loop holes in an assignment, i.e. find the way to maximize the grade or performance review with the least amount of work.
Answering "no" to the first part of a two part question to avoid answering the second part, e.g.

Do you agree with the choice that was made? If, Yes then explain why.

Answer: No

"They really spice packeted that one"

Derived from T-Bone's development of the Super Spice Packet for their Product Planning course. Interviews consisted of wives, and the prototype was a piece of paper taped together
by Tyrone Bone November 29, 2007
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