putinstat

A magical statistic of the one and only Vladamir Putin.

You hear about that new putinstat.

by Specialguy3151 July 23, 2017

petting the dragon

1) When a bastard, who knows nothing, reveals his true origins as the prince of a great house

2) ferociously masturbating

Jon Snow was petting the dragon after he saw Daenerys riding Drogon.

by JonsBlueBalls August 17, 2017

Pustinitis

When you always puss out on going out with your friends.

“This bitch got pustinitis and won’t go out wit her friends”
“Lisa has pustinitis and won’t come out with her friends”

by My big cup gets me in trouble July 27, 2018

Putiny

The way that people feel when they watch serial killer documentaries or listen to serial killer podcasts

Wow! This documentary makes me feel putiny.

by Oscar’s wife January 30, 2020

Puttano

Commonly used in the 21st century by hoes that are pissed by a dude throwing a bug at them

Pietro: Throws a bug
Gaia: Ma sei un Puttano

by Juan the first May 17, 2021

Putin hub

A website that showcases pornography videos of our beloved Russian man Putin himself

What are you doing step putin

Oh im just watching some putin hub

by Putin loverxoxo October 31, 2021

Putin Number

A deadly or evil number on the manpower and military equipment, or on the timing of a kidnapping, terrorist attack, or foreign invasion, that Dictator Vladimir Putin would get from his military advisers in order for Russian forces, spies, terrorists, or mercenaries to cause the most damage to their political foes or to any anti-Russia or anti-Putin nations.

Be it in poisoning political foes living in foreign lands, sending extra mercenaries to Ukraine, or shipping ammunition to keep rogue leaders in power, all these evil acts require an optimal Putin number to minimize failure and avoid global embarrassment.

by Covido March 5, 2022