keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

get out of my face

It is the most cool way to say "Take a leave" or "get away"

In a busy day for Johnson

Dickson: Hey dude what's goi-
Johnson: Get out of my face chick!
And he got away

by Akasaka_Ryuunosuke March 31, 2016

mickey mouse outfit

A business, organization, or other that is unprofessional. These often blame the customers for their own cock-ups.

Ausconnect.net is a mickey mouse outfit, using Flintstone servers, and blaming the customers when they don't work properly.

by shonny September 30, 2007

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

by purplebrownday July 6, 2011

Falling out of love

A metaphor describing the act of not loving someone anymore.

I'm falling out of love with him

by Nicalo! May 3, 2009

call out of name

To insult; using an insult in place of one's name.
Usually referring to the term bitch.

Insult: "What you want, bitch?"
Response: "Don't you be callin' me out my name!"

or

"Girl, you know I hate when players always call out of name."

by Katie Q January 11, 2009

Out of place

Phrase to point out that someone is out of line, out of jurisdiction, speaking out of place.

Out of place, your comments or decisions are not related to their expertise, knowledge base or responsibility.

Out of place, unacceptable behavior or situations.

by some dude on the internet April 19, 2013