ovulation obsessed

One who is desperate to get pregnant. Usually tracks her menstral cycle to determine most optimal time to concieve. Takes basal temp every morning and tracks temp on a chart. Makes daily note of vaginal mucus to track upcomming ovulation. Has sex on days most likely to be fertile. On those days goes straight for the kill and completely forgets forplay.

Karen is ovulation obsessed all she cares about is getting pregnant she doesn't make sex fun anymore.

by Karamel December 20, 2007

operation paul bunyan

Operation Paul Bunyan took place in 1976 when US and south korean troops went to cut down a tree in the DMZ (Demillitarized Zone) Between north and south korea. When north korean troops went to intervene, they ended up beating 2 US Officers and 4 South Korean Troops

Operation Paul Bunyan was one of many attrocities commited by the DPRK.

by HKGunner January 17, 2006

population piss

spunk, gizz, gentlemen's relish

Geoffrey realised he wasn't going to hold on and so pulled out leaving Charlotte coated in population piss

by Bolton studmuffin November 16, 2003

Operation Rescue

American terrorist organization responsible for the murder of doctors & nurses (including Dr. George Tiller). They also bomb women's health clinics. Members frequently harass patients at these clinics. These people should be considered armed, dangerous, and possibly psychotic.

When they were outnumbered 3 to 1 by pro-choice defenders at Dr. Carhart's clinic, the Operation Rescue goons ended their protest early and left, taking their bloody fetus signs with them.

by Juxtaposician September 1, 2009

Operations Order

A document that is written to include EVERYTHING that everyone needs to know about any given mission/operation conducted in the Army.

PVT 1 - "What the fuck is going on?"

PVT 2 - "Didn't you read the fuckin' Operations Order!!"

PVT 1 - "...are you serious!? That thing is 15 pages, front-back...I speed read it"

PVT 3 - "Dude, what the fuck are we doing here at 0430?!?!"

by someone trying to make you LOL April 15, 2011

No ovulation October

The boys couldn’t simp in September. Now it’s time for the girls to have a challenge. No Ovulation October (N.O.O) is when a female is not allowed to ovulate during the month of October. It’s plain and simple.

Samantha said “God damn! It’s no ovulation October.”

by 2 gigantic nuts October 4, 2020

Operation Cacti

The operation going on in Iraq that involves Canadian soldiers. Instead of dressing in drab desert colours, the Canadian Armed Forces are wearing green, possibly to look like Cacti.

Three Iraqi soldiers are dead after what appeared to be a cactus shot at them, demonstrating Canada's stunning Operation Cacti offensive.

by SpeZek July 25, 2008