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custard

when a boy lives in a crawl space 40 feet long and 2 feet high, lit up by christmas lights and has been abandond by his mother. Often smokes and talks like his balls havent dropped!
why are you being a custard?
by little jake April 17, 2009
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Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.
Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!
by SahaibP March 9, 2024
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Custard Party

Another term for an “orgy” with the custard being the semen, and the party being on everyone
Person 1: Damn, how good was that custard party last night?
Person 2: Tell me about it, I got custard creamed on so hard!
by custardlovr March 26, 2024
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Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes
He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!
by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006
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Beef custard

by Nyko bear December 18, 2021
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Forbidden Custard

It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.

See also: Forbidden Pudding – a similar term, typically referring to the thicker, more gelatinous phlegm produced during coughing episodes.
"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."
by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023
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custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy
-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded
by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017
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