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Oklahoma

The best shithole in the US. It's cheap and super fucked up but nowhere near as bad as Arkansas, Louisiana, or Mississippi. It's a weird clusterfuck of southern, midwestern, and southwestern, although mostly southern, that somehow works just fine. People in Oklahoma, referred to as Okies or Oklahomans, or if you're cool, Oklahomies, love weed, sweet tea, country music, Jesus, football, and just redneck shit in general. The two huge major cities, Tulsa and OKC, are both shitholes, although OKC is slightly less of a shithole. Oklahoma, just like the rest of the south, has an absurdly high teen pregnancy rate and a lot of meth heads.
Oklahoma may not be great, but it's a hell of a lot better than Mississippi!
by Crapfeces December 20, 2023
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Walters, Oklahoma

Walters, Oklahoma. Located In the Southern Region of Oklahoma down by the Texas state line. It’s super small, not really anything to do endless your apart of the popular kids group than you play uno at sonic. If you’re black you’re one of the 5 heroes Bc there is approximately only 5 black people in all of the school. They. Are. Goated. Lots of cops but that’s okay this town loves cops and Donald J. Trump. If you play basketball good. The highschool girls basketball team has a very great coach. This town also has alot of pretty girls and some cute guys. But there has been “bullying” going around lately.. but the people supposedly supposed to be the “bullies” are the ones getting bullied by a transfer student. They just finally decided to stand up for themselves. But other than that flaw, the town of Walters offers a tremendously good English Teacher. Middle and highschool. But the town it’s self has a lot of stray dogs and stray people just wondering around. Most of the people that wonder are crack heads but they come out at night. All in All this town and school are a great place:)
Where do you live? Oh I live in Walters, Oklahoma. Where is that? By Lawton Oklahoma.
by anonymous September 10, 2021
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Oklahoma Chrome

Me: "Ah I don't have a belt to keep my pants up."

Grandpa: "Looks like you need Oklahoma Chrome!"
by DudeManSlim January 5, 2024
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Oklahoma City Bombing

The Oklahoma City Bombing was a far right terror attack carried out by Timothy Mcveigh. After Timothy washed out of ranger school he became enamored with the militia movement in the US.

At some point he read the Turner diaries and then carried out a terrorist attack that killed 168 people. Including 19 children.
Timothy Mcveigh is a far right extremist.

Timothy Mcveigh carried out the Oklahoma City Bombing which closely resembled the terror attack on FBI HQ in the Turner Diaries.
by plopperdohone December 29, 2022
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Oklahoma popsicle

Oklahoma Popsicle is when you crap inside a stores refrigeration section.

The word was born from a news story of a woman in Oklahoma who reached into a refrigerated case to discover that someone had crapped inside the refrigerator and covered it with the bag of pizza roles.

The phrase was coined by the Mike O’meara show podcast.
A Oklahoma Popsicle could be found in any store all over the US, but it nothing you want to eat.
by Trebor Trams September 17, 2021
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oklahoma cellar

The act of two people farting into each other's butts at the same time
Tina and Earl decided to take their relationship to the next level by trying to complete the rare Oklahoma Cellar
by LarryII March 24, 2017
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Oklahoma Haystack

When you pee in a girls butthole then them shitting on your dick while it’s still inside them.
Me and my girl just did an Oklahoma Haystack
by YoItzYeBoi December 21, 2019
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