Oil Drill

When one is having anal sex with someone, the reciever squirts diarrhea out of their anus and onto the penis of the other person, as if they have struck oil

Person 1: Woah, you got anal?!
Person 2: Yeah but they pulled an oil drill on me.

by pugnificent October 2, 2015

Changin' the Oil

The act of masturbation

Drew: Jesus fuck I'm bored
Mikey: Me too
Drew: *Exits room and locks self in room*
Mikey: The fuck are you doing in there?
Drew: Changin' the oil
Mikey: that reminds me, i haven't had an oil change in almost 24 hours.

by Timothy Flinsmass February 28, 2010

oil check

similar to the ass ram or the butt fuck, it involves invading your partners asshole like a dipstick on a car's oil gauge

"Dude, I checked your girlfriend's oil last night."

by a-bizzle February 28, 2003

cigarette oil

Also known as embalming fluid. Easily made from extracting and concentrating certain chemicals in cigarettes. Ganja is sometimes dipped into the mixture before soled. It produces more potent but much more harmful effects. It has been said that people who smoke embalming fluid have major, permanent mental changes.

"Dip dem buds in dat pot of cigarette oil shawty."

"Damn he got some bad shit, must have been dipped in embalming fluid. He acts like he has lost his mind now."

by J Grizzy April 22, 2009

oil can

a kick ass pint of foster's! you can pick it up at your friendly local seven-eleven.

yo go pick me up a oil can for tonight!

by slick rick the ruler is back May 28, 2006

Oil Drill

When you buttfuck a chick so hard that she shits on your dick.

Did she shit on your dick?

Yeah, I oil drilled that bitch.

by shartattack2014 August 20, 2014

oil ape

Akin to grease monkey, it is used to primarily describe auto mechanics that specialize in routine maintenance, especially oil changes. Like grease monkey is can be used as both a derisive comment or to show camaraderie.

That damn oil ape doesn't know what kind of oil filter fits a 2007 Nissan Altima.

THAT was the worst customer my fellow oils apes and I have EVER had to endure. I'm glad I pissed in her oil filter...

by ScrapIronJaw November 16, 2010