Noob

The official word nerds use; Short for Newbie.

That Noob QUICKSCOPED ME!

by MaDawgTT February 6, 2015

NOOB

A noob is a man, often named Scott. A noob is a clingy needy whiney boyfriend who just can't take the hint. Some other characteristics of a common noob are extreme dullness, inability to perform sexually, refusal to move out of mothers care, questionable cleanliness and non adventurous personality. If you encounter a noob give them a fake phone number and be done with it now before it's to late and they cling on!!!!

Person A: "What did you guys do last night?"
Person B: "Sat at home, while Scott stared at me all night"
Person A: "What a noob"

by SICKANDTIREDOFYOURNOOB? March 14, 2011

a noob

when you need google's help to send a letter to someone because you don't know how to

you're such a noob

by hellomynameisellie January 15, 2014

Noob

A noob is usually a person new at something. They probably suck at what their doing and look like a total loser.

Holy fuck dude. That dude is failing at this!

Nah dude, he's just a bitch ass noob.

by Tytywilson101 April 30, 2015

Noobe

A person or a people that are a beginner in a game or a subject aka a noobe

(playing risk Tod died jecca looks over )

Jecca:"noobe"
Jak: "haha he's such a noobe."

by NOOBE_QUEEN December 18, 2018

Noob

A compliment, used almost compltely in the gaming community. When someone calls somebody else a noob, they are telling them that they have a life because noob means someone who is not very good at the game that they are playing.

This is often mistaken as an insult by people who don't play any sports.

Gamer: Your a Noob at runescape!
Jock: Thanks!

by Darcell June 11, 2008

Noob

A noob(or an n00b) is a person that really sucks at games, they usually do nothing but keep on dying. They never listen to anyone and accuse pros to hackers.

Noob spawns and picked up an M134
Noob: Haha, a minigun! I must win this time!
Pro: Hey that's mine!
Noob: Daguosduounucyboruocqrcewq... I will kill everyone!
Pro picked up an AWM-S
Pro: NOOB, GIVE ME THE M134!
Noob: No...(Noob died to the Pro.)
Noob: YOU HACKR!
Pro: Sigh*

by HackerX 9752 June 8, 2020