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Noob

The official word nerds use; Short for Newbie.
That Noob QUICKSCOPED ME!
by MaDawgTT February 6, 2015
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A noob is a man, often named Scott. A noob is a clingy needy whiney boyfriend who just can't take the hint. Some other characteristics of a common noob are extreme dullness, inability to perform sexually, refusal to move out of mothers care, questionable cleanliness and non adventurous personality. If you encounter a noob give them a fake phone number and be done with it now before it's to late and they cling on!!!!
Person A: "What did you guys do last night?"
Person B: "Sat at home, while Scott stared at me all night"
Person A: "What a noob"
by SICKANDTIREDOFYOURNOOB? March 14, 2011
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when you need google's help to send a letter to someone because you don't know how to
you're such a noob
by hellomynameisellie January 15, 2014
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A person or a people that are a beginner in a game or a subject aka a noobe
(playing risk Tod died jecca looks over )

Jecca:"noobe"
Jak: "haha he's such a noobe."
by NOOBE_QUEEN December 18, 2018
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A noob is usually a person new at something. They probably suck at what their doing and look like a total loser.
Holy fuck dude. That dude is failing at this!

Nah dude, he's just a bitch ass noob.
by Tytywilson101 April 30, 2015
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A compliment, used almost compltely in the gaming community. When someone calls somebody else a noob, they are telling them that they have a life because noob means someone who is not very good at the game that they are playing.

This is often mistaken as an insult by people who don't play any sports.
Gamer: Your a Noob at runescape!
Jock: Thanks!
by Darcell June 11, 2008
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"Noobs" are non-binary mammary glands or non-binary boobs. This avoid misgendering of the tatas
Chris has a sweet set of noobs!
by Mdlily July 22, 2021
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