Turtle rub

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.

Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.

by Quix Skate October 22, 2016

Sympathy Rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm , back, etc. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used for apolagising too.

A sympathy rub is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used on a friend, acquaintance, family, etc. It shows affection without having too much contact like a hug might. It is a good all rounder and works in many situations. It can even be used to break the ice.

Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub*

by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018

Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.

Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!

by Jon Holtkampf October 21, 2014

Dirty Rubs

A whole lot of friction down there. Also known as outercourse.

See also Rubs Merchant

Alastair loves to welsome new friends by giving them dirty rubs.

by Alastair February 25, 2004

E-Rub

Wanking off to electronic pictures or porn.

Snapchat is great for an e-rub.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

rub race

when two or more persons race to see who can masturbate quicker.

boy: me and my gf did a rub race just to for something new... she beat me and proceeded to have 5 more orgasms after I got one and recharged. it's not fair cuz during sex I always blow my load first.

by aznnymphomaniac March 8, 2011

cum rub

The process of rubbing loads of cum onto one's body and taking pleasure in the act.

After the fantastic gangbang last night I gave myself a good cum rub because semen is a terrible thing to waste.

by lalaloveless August 19, 2018