Foreign Lubing

Using a substance not meant for use as lube as lube such as melted nails bean juice and spicy hot dog water

Colt likes foreign lubing on the weekend his favourite foreign lube is moss water fresh from the forest

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

kentucky lube

When you squeeze chicken grease onto your dick and add vinegar.

We couldn't find any Vaseline, so just whipped up some Kentucky lube.

by Kornflak January 27, 2015

Lube Tech Exhaust System

When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.

Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.

Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.

by Spoonyt69 March 23, 2022

BRAIN LUBE

COFFEE; a hot drink that acts as a brain lubricant; or stimulates brain function

To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.

by BCATThompson October 7, 2021

Council Lube

a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.

him - "lets have anal sex"

Her - "but we havent got any lube!"

him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"

him - *spits in hand*

by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010

jet lube

The lube that is used for excessively shoving your cock in a girls hole.

My cock did not fit until I used some jet lube.

by Coleman Lee March 14, 2015

nose lube

when you are giving head and the cum comes out your nose.

elena: "he came in my mouth sooo hard he maded my nose lube!!"
carla: "girl it looks infected you should probably get that cheked or else his kids will grow in your nose"
elena: "ur prob right"

by arthurewsxz May 4, 2024