geek burger

insult from full house

DJ; "you are a nerd bomber"
Steph: "geek burger"

by 6 5 6 2 April 26, 2004

Geek Doorbell

When your friend is coming to pick you up, instead of coming to the door, they text you to come out.

Sara: When is Chad coming to pick you up?
Beth: He should be here any minute.
(random ringtone for text alerts)
Beth: Oh, that's him now!
Sara: How did you know?
Beth: He texted me. You know, geek doorbell.

by MinxK January 13, 2011

band geek

A band geek by definition is:
1. A person who calls the band hall their second home.
2. Has the ability to play 5 or more instruments.
3. Participates in musicals, ignoring the long hours of torture, but enjoying it thoroughly.
4. Dates other band geeks.
5. Has no problem repeating things.
6. Has no problem repeating things.
7. Will skip other classes to be in the band.
8. Are always happy, or appear to be, no matter how bad things get.
9. Are the coolest people in school.
10. Are always having fun, through playing, dating, having sex, etc...
11. 200 times better than "orch dorks" and "choir queers" combined, and they know it.

The band geek appears to be a normal student... Until they enter the band hall...

by Joey Blanchette May 17, 2005

Jazz Geek

Someone who knows everything there is to know about jazz; usually can't play his way out of a wet paper bag.

He can tell you everything about Coltrane's entire vocabulary, but he can't swing at all. He's a jazz geek!

by Twelvebars859 March 7, 2009

boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner

Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”

by Big 1400 May 14, 2018

That’s so geek

Being so high everything’s funny

bro Jessica’s back with her ex. That’s so geek

by Cousinfucked9 June 9, 2018

geek over

when a boy or girl likes someone and they are all about that one person they have their eyes on

guy: avery is my baby forever bro
girls: awhh , i want someone to geek over me like he geeks over avery

by amc102304 May 31, 2018