ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

by Mariah444 June 12, 2012

ego cunt

A massive asshole that thinks they are the shit but in reality they are just a loser with a huge ego and some fragile masculinity

Oh yea Tyler he’s a real ego cunt, he is just the WORST

by I like cactuses December 15, 2024

Pufferfish Ego

(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.

Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego

by Nirvloyd February 11, 2025

ego feeding

Anything that’s raises your ego.

That song Off the Lot by Thouxanbanfauni is ego feeding.

by Sorainbowgoth December 21, 2021

Ego Top

A top who thinks of themselves, as a much better top than they actually are.

They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).

“He could not get me off, he was such an Ego Top”

by RowanDownTheRiver November 21, 2023

anti-egoful

person who doesn't have much ego and hates people who have ego.

that asshole there is an anti-egoful son of a bitch.

by treedoodles February 7, 2021

Ego buying

Buying merchandise or any item just to feel like your with cool crowd, but you don't have money and just waste it when you can.

Tyler really wanted that limited edition sneaker Jay-Z has, so he ended up ego buying the same expensive sneaker even though he doesn't have money to eventually pay for it.

by theryanc0la February 15, 2024