Nickelodeon

Good things never last. So true about Nickelodeon. This channel used to have all the badass shows like Rocko's modern life, Hey arnold and Invader Zim. Takes me back to think of these shows. With spongebob, Nickelodeon went downhill. The channel cancelled all the good shows and brought in new gay stuff. Lets take a look at the new Nickelodeon:

Icarly- the main character and her friends do whatever they want, not a good example for kids.

The penguins of madagascar- a spin off cartoon, wow

Fanboy and Chumchum- worse and stupider than icary

Back at the barnyard- another crappy spin off.

The mighty B!- five bucks you don't remember this one

True Jackson VP- common Nickelodeon, really

Victorious- just horrible teen drama

Big Time Rush- WTF!!!!!!!!!!! really

So shows like invader Zim, Rocko's modern life, The ren and stimpy show, or angry beavers are not worthy for nick, just teenage 'drama' and stupid new cartoons. Maybe like Darth Vader, there is still good in nickelodeon, who knows?

smart kid: Nickelodeon used to have good shows that had a few innuendos for teens, but they were still funny. Now all they have is icarly, big time rush and stupid cartoons like fanboy and chum chum

10 year old girl: Whatever, leik icarly is so awsome, OMG, the boys from big time rush are so hawt. liek victorious is so good. OMG liek icalry is on.

smart kid: fuck Ic..... (head blows up after watching icarly for 5 seconds)

by mr. mercury June 29, 2010

Nickelback

The source of ALL evil.

"Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me..."
"Meh.. Nickelback's fault, dont take it personally!"

by IHATENICKELBACK January 16, 2010

Nickelslick

1.) A highly intuitive person with street-smarts and intelligence.

2.) A cunning and charming individual skilled in the arts of deception, manipulation, and confidence.

3.) Having natural "game" and a highly evolved sense of perception in dealing with people and situations.

" I escaped death and jail by being "nickelslick"

"Don't try to scam him he's too nickelslick to fall for it".

"That nickelslick guy stole my girlfriend"

"That rapper Kokane has a song/video on the "Deep Cover" soundtrack called "NickelSlick Nicca" about his life.

by Macksamillion December 10, 2009

nickers

The way British people say panties... kind of like how Japanese people say (ぱんつ) pantsu

It's just another way of saying panties in English.

Vogue Magazine: If you had to wear one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Victoria: nickers！

by lunaswav3 May 19, 2017

nickelback

really lame mainstream rock band, all power chords, no creativity, meaningless vocals, etc...

see also: creed

Nickelback? isn't that what your mom gave me when i gave her a quarter for a hand job?

by nave88 October 26, 2007

Nickelodeon Chic

A style often worn by older adults trying to impersonate the younger generation. Very prevalent during a mid life crisis.

The dress Sara was wearing was very nickelodeon chic. She looked like Hannah Montana.

by mirtzig April 11, 2009

Nickel Nuts

1. Two nickels or 10 cents.
2. You ain't worth a f*ck.
3, Something you have with a dime dick - a cheap bastard

You can always count on nickel nuts when the check comes to have to use the bathroom.

by Jozo Fine October 17, 2008