Networking

when you walk into a bar or business and have had sexual relations with at least one employee, or patron. networking gives you the upperhand on discounts and other items in your favor. not because you deserve them, but because you have earned them.

yea, i slept with the cook and the bartender. its called networking.

by yessimica October 24, 2008

Social Networking Loser (SNL)

Any person who uses social networking sites yet has limited success with interactions on the site.

1. She only met my friend Joyce one time, and now she posts on her wall almost four times a day, and likes almost everything Joyce posts. What a social networking loser (SNL).

2. Have you ever seen the stuff John posts about? It's so lame that nobody every interacts with him except for his family and girlfriend, who feel obligated to. What a social networking loser (SNL).

3. Wow, Jacob seriously has no friends that he tries to interact with all of my friends, and they don't like it. What a social networking loser (SNL).

by ratian November 11, 2011

Network Nazi

Someone who berates a fellow Facebook user for joining a City Network when they may not actually live in that city.

Paddy - "Why have you joined the London Network? Why? You don't live there. Why would you do that? Why?"

Ruth - "What's it got to do with you - Network Nazi."

by Adam Shepphard May 29, 2007

network executive

Person that finds all of the good shows on the network and replaces them with reruns of Friends and Cleopatra 2525.

The network executive could not understand why MST3K was not getting amazing ratings at 3 AM.

by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003

network nazi

Someone who lives in the same house as you, and controls the in-home network in Nazi fashion.

William wont let me forward any ports on our router.. not even for remote desktop. Hes being a Network Nazi.

by Maxtor27 August 19, 2011

tunnel network

The 'tunnel network' is the common name for Eastern Chipmunks. From the genus tamias. Scientific name is Tamias-striatus.

There are twenty-one different kinds of 'tunnel networks' and they all live in North America except for one, Tamias-logobericus, which is Scottish, yet has not been seen for a while and is known to have pointless mood swings.

Split - Have you seen the rare 'tunnel network',Tamias-logobericus Tim?

Fluke - No

by DevishaM April 3, 2005

good ol boy network

a group of people who think they are a higher standard than others .

"kay: i want to make the team!
dave: aw all them are just the "good ol boy network"

by wet kit kat May 10, 2020