we need to talk

She means "I want to whine, bitch, and nag about something you did, known and unknown to you!" It can also mean that she has nothing worth saying at all. Be prepared for a half-hour impromptu sermon on whatever she has on her mind (and that would me many random things).

It is especcially annoying when she uses the word "we", knowing damn well that SHE is the one who will be doing all the talking.

Susan: Honey, we need to talk about your insensitivity to my feelings.

by AYB September 24, 2003

needable

any entity, item, person or object worthy of needing. Something that is desirable, worth having or wanted.

I'm going to stack all the crap in the garage that I don't use on the back shelves, and all the needable stuff within reach.

That chick's hot, she's totally needable

by jester789 December 14, 2010

Needer

A person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. These people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullshitting, and then they slip in the "oh by the way I need......". Everone knows at least one asshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.

lance: That pain in the ass hank stopped by today.

frank : What that tool want?

lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!

frank: He's a real needer

by TV CAR April 5, 2010

We really need to hang out

The saying for when you are talking to someone you haven't talked to in a really long time or haven't seen in a while and you don't know what else to say. Is normally followed by "Yeah we really need to." which is also followed by the action never happening.

Friend1: Yeah dude good hearing from you!
Friend2: Yeah man, we really need to hang out.
Friend1: Yeah we really need to!
-Never happens-

by i_am_andrew October 31, 2011

why do i need you

Because u are amazing u are the one thing that people are still alive today for u r the reason i am who i am today

Why do i need you? because u r everything and everything will change when ur gone

by live as long as u can June 20, 2019

Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006

You Need Help

A phrase often used in an attempt to convince someone to seek out psychiatric care or psychological treatment. An expression of concern for someone with a mental illness that drastically reduces their quality of life.

I'm worried about you.

I've been looking at psychiatrists in our area, and I've found a couple good ones for you to talk to. With what you've been going through, it's clear. You need help, and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not angry with you, and you're not in trouble.

Please don't blame yourself.
You didn't do anything wrong.
This is not your fault. Okay?

I just can't bear to watch you suffer like this. I feel powerless seeing you pain while not being able to do anything. I don't know how to help you and you don't know how to help yourself.

But that's okay.

I know you want to be strong, but you need to realize you can't do this on your own. There's no shame in that. You need to get some help. I'm not saying this to insult you or to be nasty, but because I care about you. I want you to get better, I wish I could just snap my fingers and make it all go away but life doesn't work like that.

You need help, I need you to realize that.

by Fawning Girl June 15, 2019