Molestactus

A molestactus is a prickly molestache.

Your molestactus hurts my face.

by danielle.lovely January 2, 2012

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molesterish

An adjective that describes a trait or traits of seemingly creepy individuals. Used mostly when referencing, but not limiting to, mustaches or oddly bland and rather conspicuous panel vans. Credited to TL.

Ty: Yeah, can you send a patrol car to 123 Main St. There's a creepy man in a what looks like a gray utility van.

911 Dispatch: Can you describe him for me, Sir?
Ty: Yeah...he's wearing a navy blue sweatshirt, looks like leather gloves, and he's got a thick mustache. He's sitting in the ally looking all molesterish!
911 Dispatch: Units are on their way.

by macclifford November 10, 2014

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Myles Montague

The title or name given to someone with perceived supreme intelligence. Myles is a person often well-built. He is very handsome and always dresses well. He has a sharp mind and is very smart and witty. If you are talking to a Myles, you will find yourself smiling and wishing that he could be yours, though you know he can't. Myles' generally have blonde hair and blue eyes and go for redheads or girls named Ashley and Sarah because of their bubbly personalities. Myles' are fun people to be around and never fail to make everyone around them happy. They have amazing athletic ability, and are often three sport athletes. Most Myles' play basketball or rugby. They are always looking for a nice girl with a good sense of humor and who they can spend hours talking to. They don't date just to date, and they spend their time getting to know someone before they start. A Myles can light up the room in an instant by cracking one of his witty jokes or even just creating conversation. A Myles has many friends, girls and boys, and, while he maybe isn't the most popular in the class, everyone sees the good in him and loves him. He is a great best friend and boyfriend and anyone who knows him is lucky to have that privilege.

I love hanging with Myles Montague

by K-Baller January 13, 2015

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molestard

muh-lest-ard- a) noun - One whom despite their disabilities, takes pleasure in the inappropriate touching and fondling of underage children and/or people that are several generations younger than their own age group. Can be a result of any form of disability; emotional, physical, mental, social, genetic, etc.

Did you see the way Dudley was staring at that little boy? He is such a total molestard!

by impsdlight July 29, 2015

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